Tristan Canon

A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3

Tristan Canon: an amazing person

by Shehdbdb November 21, 2021

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Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 14, 2023

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Personal Canon

When something is not confirmed by the creators of a show, game, ect. but someone still likes to believe that it's canon. This can range from something small to a sexuality headcanon, to changing part of the plot in your head completely.

Person 1: Lukas from Minecraft: Story Mode is so gay
Person 2: Really is it confirmed?
Person 1: Nah, it's just my personal canon.

by eatingrocks101 July 04, 2023

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DIRTY CANON

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.

I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.

After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.

by Mosart May 10, 2020

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