Clutchy

A person who is constantly going Clutch. Always overperforming and making the right decisions at the right time.

In Halo Reach, "that guy just got a nice Double Kill for the win. He went clutchy on us!"

by RippinHeads April 19, 2011

clutter-fuck

When a room in one's living quarters is full of random clutter, causing one to stumble through or walk around things in the room. The clutter can be consisted of furniture, boxes, or anything in excess.

Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.

'My mother is one of those freaky old ladies who hoards ceramic roosters, when you walk through the front door all you see is one big clutter-fuck of a ceramic chicken coop. Disturbing, I know.'

'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'

by Holla!Holla!Holla! May 10, 2011

Clutch Kakoose

When you go to the bathroom, and take a dump,but you don't leave a smell.

Yo did you see sam in the bathroom he went Clutch Kakoose

by cashman93 November 1, 2011

clutch

coming in handy, just what was needed, essential or sweet

Mike: Good thing we packed the umbrella b4 we left
Cory: Yeah def dude, it came clutch

by P Meister August 10, 2004

clutch pig

a person who acts in a sneaky or selfish manner, yet is charming and charismatic about it all the same.

Madigan's being such a clutch pig.
You're a clutch pig.

by taylor swank May 25, 2007

clutchbutt

The pain you feel the next day in your left buttcheek after driving for numerous hours on city streets with a manual-transmission car.

"After driving around town all day I awoke the next morning with a painful case of clutchbutt"

by Chris Gunter October 1, 2006

clutcharade

the lemon-lime gatorade dispersed from the drink machines at legends cafeteria at whitehurst hall at old dominion university, excellent for hangovers

great, its 10 am and these bumfucks are out of clutcharade, smh

by farmerbillysbaconfactory December 1, 2010