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buffin my wood

1.your sucking my penis
2.your riding me
RAFAEL:YOO JOHN U LOOK MADEE GAY IN THOSE SKINNIES

JOHN:RAF, STOP BUFFIN MY WOOD! YOU NOE YOU WISH YOU COULD ROCK THESE
by LOL SMiLEY =} August 29, 2009
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Boffing

The sport of choice for completely nerdy people with no social life. One could call them the "star wars" types. It consists of hitting each other with gay, homemade (usually duct tape) swords that look strangely like penises. All it does is make people who are already disliked or ignored by everyone look even more ridiculous.
http://sabregurl.googlepages.com/Sword.jpg/Sword-full.jpg

-here is a url to a picture of a boffing sword (what did i tell you? looks like a penis doesn't it)
by xtaylorx516 August 10, 2008
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smut hole burfing

Smut hole burfing is where someone burfs (throws up) down an outhouse hole.
"I gotta toss my cookies," said Ben after chugging most of a bottle of gin.

Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.
by scodder May 31, 2010
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Buffting

Originates from those who hate townie slang, and in retalliation, use it themselves.
A buffting describes one who is recognisably hot stuff, and subject of Olivia/Jane's affection.
Innit.
"Du bist einen buffting, ja!"
"Du bist einen mingting, nein!"
by Jane Catherine Whitehead December 23, 2004
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Bumfinger

The reclassification of a human finger/owner of the finger following a skin graft taken from the buttocks of the individual in question. Usually but not exclusively as the result of an accident. To be uttered to the tune of "Goldfinger".
A: "Oh no, he cut off the tip of his finger, he might have to have a skin graft"

B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"

A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...

B: "BUUUUMFINGGEEEER"
by Dr. Stofadopalous May 3, 2011
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Boffing

When something/someone is looking vile.( noun = “boff boff”)
errr he’s boffing”
by Jdksk May 6, 2019
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burfing

literally means Boat Surfing. The use of a boat to surf waves. Jet skis can also be used. This a very dangerous sport that requires skill and good equipment and should only be undertaken by professional badasses like Ron and Conrad in Conrad's 17ft boston whaler while listening to Megadeth.
the swell was pumping so ron and i went burfing out side of the surfers and put the fear of good into those pussy bitches
by captain badass February 17, 2006
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