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Budget Cunt

"What you scratching your cock for?"
"I think I caught something from that budget cunt on 10th street!"
by Nerdthagoras December 2, 2021
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Banana Budget

A Banana Budget is the end-of-year scramble to spend leftover funds, typically by a business owner, manager, or department head, just so the money doesn’t “go bad.” If the budget isn’t used, next year’s allocation might get reduced, so people start buying unnecessary stuff just to peel through the remaining cash.

Coined by Moden Agency, a creative advertising agency in Indianapolis, to describe the classic “use-it-or-lose-it” spending spree at the end of a fiscal year.
"Why did Marketing just order 14 bean bag chairs and a neon sign that says ‘Synergy Happens’?”
“End of year Banana Budget, bro. Use it or lose it."
by Dack Fayden October 27, 2025
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Big-Budget Splat

A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.

Examples:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction
The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.
by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017
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jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.
wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book
by budgetbeast619 January 6, 2022
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budget burger

Often the cheapest burgers available at a supermarket, budget burgers are usually marketed under the store's own brand product range. The taste can vary, and is dependant upon a number of variables including cooking skill, brand, and moon phase.

Examples include:

Tesco Value economy burgers
Asda Smart Price Economy beef burgers
<guest> dude, what are these made of?
<host> They're budget burgers, man, I'm broke till my giro comes through.
by mongoosander January 13, 2010
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budget

what every school is on
budget=school
by beavertale June 2, 2021
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Budget cut

A hair cut/hair line that's so bad it looks like they did it themselves
by [Markus] January 7, 2017
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