Bruce Springsteen

1. A great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.

Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"

KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"

Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.

by Streamwalker October 14, 2004

Bruce Willis

Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker

best quote from all die hard movies said by bruce willis

"Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker"

youtube video
/watch?v=VTRtwCjk1EI

by |Grayfox| November 30, 2009

Bruce Wayne

Residing in Gotham City, billionaire Bruce Wayne is a well respected socialite, philanthropist, and owner of the multinational conglomerate, Wayne Enterprises. He is often known for donating millions of dollars a year to charity and trusts, yet is also seen in the public eye as little more than a playboy and a prominent bachelor. Dating movie stars, buying things that aren't for sale, and so forth. But, little do people know that Wayne maintains this facade so that nobody will expect that he is in fact Gotham City's nocturnal avenger, the Batman.

"All this, it's not me. I am more..." --Bruce Wayne

by clowmanus September 13, 2005

Brencer

The fandom/pairing of Brendon Urie + Spencer Smith of Panic at the Disco

Brencer is TOTALLY my OPT!!!!!!!

by Tunny007 October 14, 2008

Bruce Lee

In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:

"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."

...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.

Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"

Response: "Get a life, nerd."

by Charles B. Lee-Norris. January 6, 2008

Dirty Bruce

The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.

My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!

by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

Bruce Vilanched

to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.

Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.

by Nevus March 2, 2009