Barney

The imbecile that invented this song:

"I love you, you love me,
we're a happy family,
with a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?" No.

I hate you, you hate me,
let's all go and kill Barney,
with a knife and a gun,
and you stick it up his bumb,
now the kids are having fun.

by Skie_017 September 27, 2006

Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006

Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off

D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

Barney-Be

A Barney-Be is someone who acts and/or says things that l Neil Patrick Harris' charactor, off of How I Met Your Mother, Barney Stinson would say, or does say. So basically it's a Barney Wanna Be.

person 1: See the guys in those suits, who yelled at us to "suit up"? They have a name!
person 2: what?
Person 1: They are Barney-Be's!

by seacucumberlover January 25, 2010

barney flip run

to go crazy, throw a tantrum, go nuts, go wild.

That dude is crazy! He's on a barney flip run.

by Seles April 24, 2011

Boney Meat-Tower

Can be used as a name for a penis, an all-around insult, or used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my Boney Meat-Tower
Yo I won that Jenga Game Fair and square You Boney Meat-Tower

by snoboob May 18, 2018

barney crack

Crack that Barney snorts when he's having sex in the back of a white pick up van

Oh my God it's a white van it must have some Barney crack in it

by 69likehipster September 9, 2018