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Bologny

This hamburger sure is bologny. It doesn't even have a burger in it.
by Boblgyman September 25, 2018
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Bologna Balls

N) 1 a: The sensation one experiences when attiring one’s self, but without underwear (often referred to as going commando,) produced by the testicles sticking to the inside of the upper thigh much like a piece of cold bologna. Bologna balls have been observed in two varieties, wet/sticky, and dry/sticky. b: an adjective, typically a derogatory colloquialism, meant to be offensive.
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1. (a) I love living in Florida, but, you always have to remember your underwear or you will develop a wicked case bologna balls.

2. (b) Now that I think about it, shaking hands with Glenn is like getting a big handful of bologna balls.
by Tlahtoani Anubis March 13, 2007
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Stoney Bologna

A stage of being so stoned (high) that nothing makes sense and you cant pay attention to anything that is going on at all during this period of time. Eyes are usually super low and bloodshot and one cannot put words together in correct sentences. Also everything seems funny as shit even though it probably isnt
1. Dude im stoney bologna right now sheesh
2. Cmon lets go get stoney bologna!!
by jimbo24getatme July 26, 2011
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Bologna Pony

Body of Origin Dickn’balls Scandinavian

A man’s hard on is commonly known as this because of a pony’s specific conformation and temperament thus the bologna before it is sliced is a large spherical lunchmeat emulative of a male’s penis.
(Female) I am going to ride the bologna pony tonight!

(Male) Hey dude, you better hide your bologna pony it’s bulging out of the side of your gym shorts.
by Luncheonmeat1 January 27, 2010
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bologna slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a single slice of bologna. Often leaving a cold, slimy residue on your cheek. However; you must say "Bologna Slap!" while in the act of slapping.
"Bologna Slap!!!" "The sound bologna makes when slapped in the face."
by Joey Mondo October 7, 2007
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Bologna Bonner

The state of a penis after sex. It resembles a loaf of bologna.
Dude I boned that bitch and had a bologna bonner for like an hour after.
by Tgreene March 4, 2009
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Mexican Bologna Roll

The act of having sex in a room full of people without anyone knowing.
"How about you turn around and hike up your skirt so I can give you a mexican bologna roll?"
by pezhead November 1, 2006
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