board the clue train

To become aware of what's going on; to "get with the program."

"Suzanne keeps talking about marrying Carlos. I'd wish she'd board the clue train and realize that Carlos doesn't want to marry her and all his talk about doing so is just serving her playfood for lunch to shut her up."

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

board warrior

An individual dedicated to the fine art of 'flaming' on internet message boards. Typically long winded.

Fred was insulted that jim called his idea lame. Fred decided to argue his point on the message board.

by Carl Persson April 29, 2005

boardbitch

A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.

The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...

by Tori Mentor November 7, 2008

boparip

a girl who is a bop and a ripper

kayla is a boparip
ey cuz that cz is a boparip

by Tbkone January 20, 2008

boardschlap

To be utterly owned and pwned until destruction. You will feel much pain.

"OMG, that guy got boardschlapped!"
"If you annoy me one more FREAKIN time I will boardschlap you!"
"Dang, he was well boardschlapped"

by Nately's Old Man February 17, 2010

Boardless Hodad

Someone who is very uncool from the perspective of a surfer of skater. Mainly due to the fact that they are not a part of their community and thus have no board (skate/surf).

Oh man that guy in the red hat on the warf has been acting like that all day, what a Boardless Hodad!

Those jerks down from x, what a bunch of Boardless Hodads

by Amaximus June 20, 2010

Boardin'

could be any of the boardin' sports, but usually it's associated with Snowboarding.

hey dude lets go boardin', like now! 7 inches of powpow just hit the mountains.

by creature69 August 1, 2019