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bloop

The underwater giant sea-creature.
that bloop is pretty scary lookin.
by amazeballsmymomsucks September 7, 2020
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Bloop

Noun: Poop with Blood
Verb: Pooping blood.
Verb:

How did he not know he had a gastrointestinal bleed? He blooped for days.

Noun:

Who left bloop in the toilet?
by josueFL October 21, 2020
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bloop

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Bloop-Blyap

The sound a made by a turd hitting the toilet water
My back is itching me for some reason. Bruh, I bet that Bloop-Blyap exploded all over you
by russell-love-muscle February 5, 2024
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Bloop

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob while she is taking a poop.
The other night I was so drunk I asked my husband to come into the bathroom with me while I was pooping. He was naked when he came in and I put his p*nis in my mouth. Had me a good bloop.
by ScaeParty January 13, 2024
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blooping

when you eat two bowls of captain crunch all berries and the next day have blue glowing french fry poop
watson was blooping
by sigmanuggs April 26, 2024
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bloop

a fish noise/a large whale-toid mistaken for a iceberg.
by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023
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