Tether the blimp

When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.

Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.

by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006

Bloma

The Coma like state one is left in after recieving a blow-job.

Root: coma blow job

oh my god! I think I put him in a Bloma!

by jsnbnit January 21, 2011

Blimpie's

Blimpie's is the only sandwich shop in the world awesome enough to have originated in Hoboken, NJ. A true Jerseyan can defend that there are differences between a Blimpie and a typical "sub" such as one purchased at Subway, such as the differences in bread used and the Blimpie's superior quality. You do NOT buy a sub at Blimpie's, you buy a BLIMPIE. On an interesting note, when they first opened on Washington St. back in the 60's they gave away goldfish. Unfortunately the little fishies usually would not stay alive for more than a few days. They don't do that anymore, too bad.

Blimpie's is the only nationwide sandwich chain I will eat at, because I love Hoboken and hate Boston.

by someone18 September 11, 2006

blimped

describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy

"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"

by crazigirl July 3, 2007

Blompin'

Something so bad ass it's unbelievable.

Holy fuck shit that was blompin'.

by Brenden Barber January 9, 2009

Blompy

A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.

Karen gave me the best blompy last night.

John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!

by Scat-a-riffic September 19, 2009

Blimp

a person that cuffs their pants weird and is very fat and ugly

BRO, Did you see that fat blimp with her boyfriend giving a hand job?!

by dr.renee69 May 4, 2021