blether

a social gathering of which the sole purpose is to get drunk and bullshit with friends

This is not a formal gathering, more of an excuse to meet up and have a blether

by the Chef May 13, 2005

Bleacher Ethan

A mammal that lives under the bleachers. If approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.

Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck

Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan

Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you

Jen: What's that crunching noise?
Stacey: Don't worry. It's just the Bleacher Ethan that lives here

by Ya Girl Lizard July 22, 2017

Beather

A couple where the male is called Ben and the femal is called Heather

Omg! Beather look so cute together 🥰😍 Ben was basically Heather’s birthday gift 🙈

by RousterKez February 9, 2019

Foxygen breather

Someone who believes anything said on fox news, no matter how blatantly absurd, ludicrous, insane, stupid or eventually discredited it eventually becomes.

My pal John is a great guy mostly, but he's such a foxygen breather he still believes in the "death panel" bullshit about healthcare reform.

by professor tanhauser July 30, 2011

Mouth Breather

In Eleven's opinion, its someone who is very annoying

She's such a mouth breather

by PotterPirate15 November 9, 2020

Take em under the bleachers

Divorce and take everything leaving them with nothing.

Take em under the bleachers and move on

by Greene Girl September 22, 2020

breather

1. A breather is short for poopbreather.
2. Someone who has the breath of poop.
3. One who breathe's poop.

Fred was such a breather yesterday.

by joe kendall September 5, 2004