Biggerstaff

To receive and ignore multiple text messages if they pertain to something deemed uninteresting or not beneficial to oneself, despite the infinitesimal effort it would require to respond.

"I tried asked Dave if he wanted to play tonight, but he's Biggerstaffed me all week."

by Josiah456 August 10, 2018

bigger the hands smaller the dick

It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.

john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.

by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019

my boobs are bigger than yours

A display of female dominance that proves nothing, but it does prove who has more money to spend on breast implants. After the display is complete there is a bloody battle to death, they commonly involve recently used dildos as blunt objects for a weapon.

My cat told me I was crazy so I said "well, my boobs are bigger than yours"

and since I was only 14 I didn't have any dildos clean enough to use.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

does he look bigger to you guys? he's bigger, right?

When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.

"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"

by ERM97 June 25, 2018

mr bigger

the name given to the large erection of a brown man. it is big in both length and girth and shoots cum up to 13 feet. it gives great pleasures.

"last night i put all of mr bigger in my mouth"
"i could not beleive the size of mr bigger"

by _mr big_ November 13, 2006

Buggered (2), Buggery(1)

The art of intercourse via the male rectum.

1. I'm well Buggered (expression - I'm well fucked) - as in tired.
2. Give it a rest Mark, his been Buggered enough!
3. Keep away from Geoff Cox, he practices the art of Buggery to a tee they say!

by Bruce Lee March 27, 2003

cum buggery

A very sloppy form of buggery involving gratuitous amounts of male bodily fluids.

After all that cum buggery I'll need to get the sheets dry cleaned.

by Alex Ha December 29, 2007