Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by Swos July 14, 2022
She got her chalk on my cock during a CrossFit handjob, so I showed her the Bench Grinder and put her on the bench face down rubbing her nipples raw.
by SkiBumFun August 16, 2019
A bench where a group of men would gather to tell tales, some believable, some not so believable. An area around a stove in a shelter during cold seasons where men would gather to tell stories about fishing, hunting, government, etc.
Some women considered the Liar’s Bench to be a bad influence area for the younger generation of boys.
Some women considered the Liar’s Bench to be a bad influence area for the younger generation of boys.
by Drcleanee August 07, 2018
by Maximus February 19, 2003
When a chick lies on the ground, a guy then proceeds to have sex/anal with her whilst she is unmoving.
by randyronny November 28, 2016
a tall seemingly muscular person who lies on the bench in the gym and contrary to expectations is able to lift a ridiculously light amount of weight
damn! that big black dude from Ghana is bench pressing only 20 kg. it looks like hes lifting doughnuts. what a bench pussy!
by maanu June 03, 2011
ultimatly the worst smoke spot ever.
it sucks
its really sketch
close to tree spot
owned by bay spot
dude. just dont go there if ur in los osos, ca.
just trust me on that one
it sucks
its really sketch
close to tree spot
owned by bay spot
dude. just dont go there if ur in los osos, ca.
just trust me on that one
"lets go to bench spot."
"nah dude, its sketch."
"no dude, we'll be quick."
*walk to bench spot and light up*
"HEY YOU DICK ASS KIDS GET UP HERE IM A COP"
"I knew we shoulda gone to Tree Spot."
"nah dude, its sketch."
"no dude, we'll be quick."
*walk to bench spot and light up*
"HEY YOU DICK ASS KIDS GET UP HERE IM A COP"
"I knew we shoulda gone to Tree Spot."
by ftwyeeniggayeee August 19, 2008