Beanus

When you stuff beans into your anus and plug it with your penis.

My microwave broke, so I had to do some beanus to cook the beans.

by Beanus Petat December 10, 2019

Belarus

A place in Europe where most people don't even speak their own language (Belarusian) and instead speak Russian. Oh, and did I mention that they have a "president" who is actually a dictator?

Belarus is not Russia!

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

Bad Idea Bears

characters from the play Avenue Q : the Bad Idea Bears are the ones that suggest that you have drinking contests the day before that important interview.... Bad Idea Bears are really just our inner (bad) kid, goading us on into STUPID ideas!

"Last night? I don't remember anything after a visit from the Bad Idea Bears.... I remember them saying a few lines of coke 'wouldn't hurt just this once'..."

by TheGoddessMaria October 31, 2009

The 1985 Chicago Bears

The greatest football team ever assembled

The 1985 Chicago Bears were so good, they could sing the Super Bowl Shuffle even before they won it, knowing that they would.

by Patar13 October 2, 2008

Chicago Bears

The greatest football team of all time. Has the most wins of any team in the NFL. They also have the most hall-of-famers.

The Chicago Bears are the greatest team of all time.

by Pauly Corona January 9, 2006

Dirty Belarusian

While making sweet, sweet love, the woman slides her hand down your back into your rear pocket and strokes your ass cheek while you finish. The next day, you wake up to find that your wallet is gone.

Tom: How was she last night?
Bob: The sex was amazing, but she pulled a Dirty Belarusian on me. I can't believe it!

by for_the_finish October 19, 2011

Beardus Interruptus

When you enter a yeard-growing competition but pull out in November, right before you finish.

Reginald was inconsolable when he experienced beardus interruptus.

by Pseudanonymous Rex December 8, 2016