breaking bald

breaking bad but all the fucking characters are slowly going bald and dying

“have you seen breaking bald?”
“you mean breaking bad..?”
“no,breaking bald.”

by LyonIsOffline July 7, 2022

bald head hoe shit

Dumb or Stupid ass shit.

Dat gurl need to get off dat BALD HEAD HOE SHIT!

by BEAUTIFULL March 22, 2005

Bald

When someone is deciding to be disrespectful towards you.

“Yo, stop acting fucking bald!”
“That dude over there is bald as hell for what he did to you.”
“I don’t fuck with bald people.”

by Tyjah February 11, 2019

Bald Benny

A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut

"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"

by phil September 21, 2004

baldist

a certain person who has a problem with the follicly-challenged or chosen to be follicly-challenged

Diana Mai is a baldist.

by Mr. Baldy December 26, 2007

bald douche bag

A middle aged white guy with daddy issues and a tiny penis, so he has to take out his issues on everyone by being an arrogant ass-bag. Usually a racist, but will piss pants if confronted by a black guy.

I saw a bald douche bag in a hummer today.

by ShitonFire July 1, 2014

baldacci

The miasmic discharge of feces, blood, pus, semen, urine, saliva, AstroGlide, hair, used condoms, foreign objects, etc. that drains from the anus of someone afflicted with gay bowel syndrome.

Hey, dude, don't sit there! The governor of Maine was just sitting there and he left a enormous puddle of baldacci on the seat.

by Pinhead February 26, 2006