old granny basher

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.

"Old granny basher on the 45"

by greyshark7 February 3, 2008

bash

a giant party

Man, the party last week was a total bash!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

bash.org

n. - a database containing user submitted quotes (often humorous) from IRC and IM conversations, and is publicly accessible through a simple web-based interface.

<IRCer> is bash.org that quote database i've heard so much about?
<Vorondil> You mean the silly fucktards that rejected quotes: #359068, #359085, #359083, #364104, #365627, #366462, #366465, #366465, #369809, #371081, #371335, #375885, #375887, #376619, #376473, #382661, #382677, #382681, #384139, #386314, #393896, #394091,
#394097, and #394760?
<IRCer> yeah. them.
<Vorondil> yeah

by Vorondil September 7, 2004

Keyboard basher

Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just suck. Typically sticks to beige OEM keyboards as they're the cheaapest, and cycles keyboards every two months.

Keyboard bashers are a common sight at LAN parties.

Devil 2 U: Come on guys! GET A FLAG!
***Devil 2 U was killed by KFC's artillery.
Devil 2 U: AAARRGHH!! (bashes keyboard repeatedly)

by Androktasie November 14, 2005

BASHAR

a very hot kid with long hair. short but sexy

that boy looked like bashar!

by ilovebashar February 4, 2005

Bashed

Hardcore talked shit to. Belittling to the fullest extent.

I'm sick being bashed all the time. All you do is talk shit

by Legitchick August 12, 2015

Bashamosh

To envolove in sexual intercorse with a persons nostril until semen is excreted from that persons ear:
ie fuck someone up the nostril until cum comes out their ears.
Invented by Michael J.M Russell

A woman (or even man) feels like having it up the nostril

by Freddie January 31, 2005