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Auto-correct

A new technological advancement in many electronic devices for use in social media. This advancement can either be a blessing or a curse. It posses the power to help your vocabulary when you don't know how to spell a word or make you sound like a complete utter dumb ass.
I tried texting my girlfriend that i was horny but that god damn auto-correct changed it to hirny, way to cock block me phone.
by daddyd-deadpool May 4, 2015
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Auto-DJ

someone who drives around with their stereo so loud that everyone in the general area hears the song
When Bill was at a stop light his stereo was up so loud everyone knew he was bumping Michael Bolton. He's such an Auto-DJ
by u face biatch October 9, 2008
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Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.
John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock
by RandyPancake November 10, 2010
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auto blumpkano

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.
Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!
by pigy_G December 15, 2010
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Auto Pirate

To automatically Pirate files using an RSS or similar feeds in uTorrent or similar Torrent programs.
All my favorite shows are set to Auto Pirate.
by Message.Man1 July 10, 2011
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Auto-Confusion

When the Auto-Correction feature on your cell phone decides to enter random, wrong words which in turn results in the text receiver to become confused.
1: typing "Bahaha that is funny" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts in "Bahamas that is funny", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

2: typing "I just fell down and it was hilarious" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts "I just fell download anderson it was hilarious", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion
by ~~Anonymous2011~~ July 30, 2011
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auto-bidet

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.
I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.
by Julikins January 22, 2014
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