Ark Barker

Some one that begs you to play ark with them.

"Your such an Ark Barker bro"

by Moomootheocelot May 13, 2022

super 3d noa's arked

The most extreme form of being doomed...

You've gone through doomed to quaked to wolfenstine3ded to kens labyrinthed and all the way to Super 3d noa's arked.....

Truly the pinnacle of 3d shooter expressed screwed upedness...

OH fuck! i am soo doomed!
I have no idea what to get anyone for x-mas!
I am doomed! no wait it worse then that I'm wolfenstin 3ded! no wait worse still I'm kens labyrinthed....

Hell I 'm probably Super 3d noa's arked!

by Qrez December 16, 2016

Arked

When you or a tame clip out of the map in Ark survival evolved and die

Guy 1: When we get home do you wanna play ark?
Guy 2: Yeah but our T-Rex got arked.

by Ngkh August 4, 2022

ark ark ark

when one shlobs on thou knob

what are u doing with ur- ark ark ark

by Chuckycheeks December 6, 2023

Ark from discord

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE IS BLACK GAY AND A FURRY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!

im talking to Ark from discord and im gonna vomit i think

by an epic hot sexy monkey July 14, 2022

ark-flation

When wildcard announce an update/patch or new dlc content release times/dates ark-flation you have to add give them 7 days minimum to implement it

“I heard there’s a new ark update coming out this week” , “oh no because of ark-flation it will come out hopefully next year at a stretch”

by Aaron The Sex Master February 7, 2024

ark

a friedn that will never betray u11! Right ark? right. Ark tell me now. TELL ME ARK TELL ME!

hi ark

by aaaamong us in real life November 11, 2021