A short and fast friend. She is funny in many ways, she is often always committed and will never give up without a fight. Thats America for you!
by FriendsNames September 24, 2018
Get the Americamug. The most kick-ass country on Earth. Despite what the UN liberals have you think, most people here are patriots who are proud to fight for their country, which is why all the draft-dodging pussies went running off to Canada. We are the most hated country only because we actually have the balls to protect what we care about. And not only do we protect our country, we send aid to other places in need. So all of you who hate America SHUT THE FUCK UP.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 30, 2009
Get the Americamug. 
50% niggers, 10% mexicans that learn to swim, 20% hicks and 20% rednecks. The children are yolosweg and cool kid (click the links)
American: *picks cotton*
Guy: Whoa whoa, you'd better pick cotton faster because the cracker is coming.
American kid: *stands near wall and listens to heavy metal nodding head or whatever hes fucking doing there*
Guy: Hey kid i heard you got that 11 year old girl pregnant
American kid: Ya man but hey YOLO
Guy: Whoa whoa, you'd better pick cotton faster because the cracker is coming.
American kid: *stands near wall and listens to heavy metal nodding head or whatever hes fucking doing there*
Guy: Hey kid i heard you got that 11 year old girl pregnant
American kid: Ya man but hey YOLO
by iRock2u November 24, 2014
Get the Americamug. by DNfan89 August 25, 2011
Get the Americamug. Mario: I've reached America! (I had the first sexual intercourse with my new female partner)
Luigi: Good! How it was?
Mario: Plain (Shaved)
Luigi: Good! How it was?
Mario: Plain (Shaved)
by Pinball Wiz January 1, 2009
Get the Americamug. 1. The country other countries say they hate, yet wish they were.
2. The only country without the complex of having to complain about other countries to make their pathetic and poorly run governments seem legitamate.
2. The only country without the complex of having to complain about other countries to make their pathetic and poorly run governments seem legitamate.
by bfos February 1, 2007
Get the Americamug.