Zander

A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7

Bro look out there that Zander’s coming

by Zander’s slave October 28, 2019

Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.

Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"

by Zander Lover January 16, 2023

Zander

A guy that will never fail to make you laugh.Gives off BDE(big dick energy)and will get you’re mom pregnant in minutes.He will take you’re younger brothers V-card and still leave everyone with a smile.Most of them like chicken nuggets and tight pussy.Also like sport and fucking teachers.Theyre favorite things to do are hanging with they’re homies and watching porn.

Can also be used as a verb by describing a horny person

Alot of people hate this name if its spelled with a “Z”

Jessica-Wow,Zander looks so strong.Do you know if he goes to the gym

Christina-No,he only plays sport and is verry sexualiy active

Rebecca-Wow,kyle asked me for nudes.Wth is wrong with him?

Chloe-I know right,hes such a Zander

by Johannes wicki’s cat November 22, 2021

Noel Zander

A dude that you can trust an always talk to. He is a beast with a big forehead. Very respectfull and you should adore him. He may seem shy but when you get to know him hes your boy

Omg look its Noel Zander! You better watch out mate or he will roast the shit out of you.

by Jonathan Eriksson December 11, 2016

Zander

Slightly queer male who is bad at hiding jt

Oh wow that’s major Zander behavior right there

by Pienuggiez May 12, 2025

Zander

Zander Zhang - he's the cutest boy in the whole world and the definition of perfection. His personality is amazing, he's sweet, funny, hot, smart, very attractive and he cares genuinely ;) when he smiles he could make your shitty day so much better! And if you find a boy like Zander you would be the luckiest person in the entire universe :)

Zander is too cute!!

by julia._.hd August 14, 2018

zander

The best person ever 🤪✋

OMG Zander call me right now

by lavai February 5, 2021