Yellow
Bomb: a gallon size plastic jug, such as once contained milk or water, now used as a urinal by truckers and other vehicle drivers and passengers to avoid travel delays at conventional rest stops. Yellow bombs can be utilized by
men and boys with just a
single hand to manipulate a penile insertion into the neck of the container. Women and girls can accomplish the same final outcome, but
may require some practice to acquire the skill necessary to avoid spillage or overspray,
may require two hands to simultaneously hold up the container and hold back garments, and
may require a funnel like appliance (commercially available) to direct their stream. Very young children typically need a more mature helper to hold the yellow
bomb in the appropriate position in relation to the relevant genitalia. As the container becomes filled with urine, it takes on the yellowish appearance of its contents. As the filled container is thrown out of a moving vehicle, it
may explode upon impact with the roadside. This likely explains the origin of the name, yellow
bomb. The more environmentally conscious users of yellow bombs do not discard them at roadside; rather, they empty the contents onto mother
earth and recycle or continue to use the container.
1) "Daddy, I can't pinch it anymore; I've GOT to GO!" "OK, Son, just grab the
yellow bomb out of the back seat and let it flow."
2) "Damn it! I was walkin' down the highway, mindin' my own freakin' business, and some
asshole truck driver pitched his yellow bomb out his window. It burst right in front of me and gave me a smelly golden shower. YUCK!"
3) "Sorry, Honey, but our maladroit little daughter just spilled the yellow
bomb all over our back seat."
