1. When people masturbate while fantasizing about their workplace/office hence receiving an orgasm.
2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.
2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.
1. Worksturbation will ruin your personal life. Hence doctors advise masturbation.
2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"
2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"
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1. The meeting time you proposed is not yet blocked out in my calendar.
2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from California I find it funny.
2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from California I find it funny.
1. Tuesday at 11? Works for me.
2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004
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Ontario's version of welfare.
Ontario's version of welfare.
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2) Going all the way
3) Everything
2) Going all the way
3) Everything
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1) "Daaaamn she's pgot it going on!"
2) "Dude, I hooked up with this fox I met at the bar last night."
"How'd you do?"
"I got the works."
3) "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with the works...
because I'm fat."
1) "Daaaamn she's pgot it going on!"
2) "Dude, I hooked up with this fox I met at the bar last night."
"How'd you do?"
"I got the works."
3) "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with the works...
because I'm fat."
by RobertOldhead April 3, 2008
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