Wifager

The wife of a celebrity, who is at the same time, his manager.
The woman who manages a man.
The wife of a sucker for love.
A woman who has the pants on in the household.
A woman who dominates the actions of the men.

Conversation between Tasha and Nashalie:

Tasha: So girl, you're the manager of your man?
Nashalie: Girl, he's a sucker. Basically, my bitch, and so, he follows what I do.
I'm the Wifager, F**K him. I got the balls in the house.
Tasha: YOU GO GIRL!

by GalaKtiK July 21, 2010

Wiitarded

1. (Adj.) Lacking the ability to properly use a Nintendo Wii remote. 2. Wiitard (noun)A person that suffers from severe mental challenges while playing on a Nintendo Wii system.

Jake said he would not play Mariocart with me because I am Wiitarded.
I am a Wiitard and therefore to embarrassed to play Wii in front of others.

by p42 December 6, 2013

Wiitard

An individual who plays a first person shooter game on the Wii

Person 1: why is that nibber playing MW3 on the Wii?
Person 2: Idk that Wiitard needs to keel haul himself

by burning ninja06 October 12, 2018

wiztard

someone who is intelligent, but makes poor life choices.

-I know you graduated from Harvard, bro, but your poor life choices make you a wiztard. "

by bobcatthetwelveth January 6, 2019

Winta

If you know a person named Winta she is probably obese, and has every disease regarding being fat. She is probably mean, and always asks you for food. She hates kids and say things that dont make sense. Overall a person named Winta is a fat bitch who nobody likes.

Look at that fat rude ass bitch, her name is probably Winta.

by cumrathater1 December 9, 2022

WIFTIGO

WIFTIGO is an scrambled acronym for What The Fuck Is Going On. WTFIGO is hard to pronounce, so slight modification makes WIFTIGO. WIFTIGO is always written in capital letters, even though it isn't a true acronym.

Are you... is this... WIFTIGO?!

by kingkrab April 3, 2005

wifty

The female equivalent of a hubby. Over the years, it has replaced wifey, since wifty rhymes with nifty.

He couldn't wait to get home and sing a lil' song with his nifty lil' wifty.

by Seshie June 5, 2018