Wanking

The act of rubbing your penis until orgasm

No officer I wasn't wanking under my coat I was only dropping my daughter off at play group !

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

WANKSTA

everyone already seems to know so screw it.

In the case of "50 cent" there seems to be some disagreement, however "Ja Rule", to be sure, is widely considered to be a prime grade Wanksta.

by jim, white guy April 5, 2003

Wankita

When you don't have time for the full on internet porn, box of tissues masturbation session. Wankitas often occur in last few minutes of a morning shower or on the toilet with just seconds to finish off before getting busted.

Jenny called and said she was a couple blocks away so I only had time for a wankita in the dunny.

by largearthur February 20, 2009

wanktab

Any person who is a work colleague AND eminently despicable.
Depending on your mood,obviously.
Always ready to do you a bad turn,sometimes prior to the drop of a hat.
Usually a cruel,thin-penised individual in a postion of minor authority.

"That wanktab Iain needs to wash his feet so we can breathe. And then fuck off and let us skive in peace and tranquility."

by El Neilio January 20, 2005

walkit

noun, plural walkits - a burger, a mishappen young man, if knocked onto his back would be incapable of getting back up without assistance

steve is such a walkit, he fell down playing basketball in the backyard and they found him 2 days later on his back crying for help

by elmontese May 28, 2007

wankstallion

Someone who is known to have marathon wanking sessions, perhaps blowing out his or her mates so they can watch porn all day and go through several boxes of Kleenex.

Guy 1: "Hey where's Tom tonight?"
Guy 2: "Probably at home wanking over Redtube again."
Guy 1: "Man that guy's such a wankstallion."

by mikehockishard September 24, 2011

Wankstain

Someone who is neglected and is a mistake.

Luca you are a wankstain.

by MGJoeyg17 February 6, 2022