waffle

Like a pancake with syrup traps.

by Whitey October 5, 2003

soggy waffle

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen

last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice

by mike November 13, 2003

Wafflehouser

A person, male or female, that overly uses terms of endearment that you would hear a waitress in a Waffle House use. Such as doll, hun, hunny, sweetie, sweetheart, sugar etc. This person uses these terms on everyone from complete strangers to best friends.

Chance is a complete wafflehouser.

How can you tell if the girl gave you a pet name or if she is a wafflehouser

She keeps calling my husband babe. Do you think she is hitting on him or is she a wafflehouser?

by DJBigBrower September 14, 2014

chatting waffle

To chat shit or lie

Reece - "Adam said he was going to America this week,"
Lana - "Dont believe anything he says he's been chatting waffle!"

by Lanaxreece March 13, 2017

Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.

“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018

The Waffle house has found its new host

some stupid shit that some guy named johnny made on youtube telling little children to spam it on youtube comments

stupid child: The Waffle house has found its new host
everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by AveriV1 January 16, 2023

waffle stomper

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet

"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"

by bdams19 from hoboken December 14, 2008