'Wake and blaze' is the true term for getting high right after waking up. Some idiots think the term is 'Wake and bake' but who bakes a fucking cake right after waking up?
I'd rather blaze a joint instead.
I'd rather blaze a joint instead.
Reggie Mcfart: I wake and bake all the time.
Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!
Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!
by Fighter-Of-The-Night-Man November 7, 2013
Get the wake and blazemug. An Irish wake is basically a party after the death of a family member or friend. Usually used by family members to get drunk and tell stories, usually inappropriate, about the deceased.
by Lizbeth2 March 18, 2007
Get the Irish wakemug. cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin
cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut
cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut
by mothers penis April 1, 2020
Get the wake and takemug. A mental state where your thought process is exactly the same as when you experience insomnia. Generally understood to be triggered by intense and prolonged boredom, from which the patient cannot physically escape, and so psychologically removes them self from their situation.
Over spring break, Jane had to go with her parents to her great-uncle's funeral. When she got back to University, she binge drank to forget the awful memory of experiencing "Waking Insomnia" from sitting through the endless ceremonies for the dead Uncle she didn't give a fuck about.
by thecrippler June 30, 2011
Get the Waking Insomniamug. I wanna wake make with you baby.
They wake maked before they brushed their teeth or peed because they were so horny.
They wake maked before they brushed their teeth or peed because they were so horny.
by Kinogod May 18, 2013
Get the Wake makemug. (n.) A term relating to someone who is so profusely dumb/bizarre that the brain cannot comprehend that they did or said a certain thing. Usually referring to a friend or family member so as to not directly call them out and keep them anonymous, but the people in that social circle all know who that person is (commonly accompanied with a sigh and a "I'm not surprised" thought)
No one:
Not a single soul:
Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?
Not a single soul:
Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?
by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020
Get the Wake Waowmug. by nerf09 July 28, 2011
Get the Chick Wakemug.