stench wagon 

the car or vehicle of a proper gyp, smells of unwashed and unclean people, smoke, heroin/crack/weed, cheese, cabbage, vomit, kfc, beef worm, wet dog, old cream, soggy pants, burnt hair, grilled dogs doings, crab and an unusual damp pong similar to mushrooms.

you go to buy a second hand car from a council estate in nottingham, when you climb in to take it for a test drive you get hit by the smell of absolute poverty or is it dysentery? you cant decide but either way you deduce that this car is a stench wagon and should be scrapped or given to the local joy ridding 10 year olds to hopefully role into a ditch.

stench wagon by hythe home of chav June 3, 2011

Slammin' Wagon 

A vehicle of station wagon type typically used to perform intercourse within. To be classified as a slammin wagon, the vehicle must have the ability for the back seats to be lowered, have enough space for a variety of sexual positions, have dodgy suspension so the sexual motions are greatly exaggerated to outside observers, whilst still have the ability to perform drifties. Slammin' wagons have been known to be very romantic and comfortable places for sex, with the earliest 'Slammin' Wagoners' dating back to 1982 in their Subey's, the most versatile vehicle ever built.

Stupid, whiney, obscenely hot women: "I've had it with this party, I'm tired. Do you have a bed for me?"
Player who know's how it's done: "Nope, but I do own a slammin' wagon."
Girl: "OMG, I want you inside me."

Slammin' Wagon by kingoftheslammers July 13, 2012

wrecked wagon 

A girl with an unattractive face, yet sporting a phatty on the back side.

booty ass train

Nigga 1: Ya know that bitch Monica with that phat ass?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah but her face looking like it came out dat ass
Nigga 1: Absolutely, Shes a WRECKED WAGON.

wrecked wagon by LowKeyVapes June 19, 2016

Canarble Wagon 

A small drink cart that carries alcohol and alcohol accessories. Typically rolled out at 5PM.

The term was coined by Chicago reporter, Jim Johnson: "When I was covering City Hall, there was a reporter there who liked to have a few drinks before -- and occasionally during -- the press conferences. When it came time to head out for after-work cocktails, he'd already be slurring his words, and he'd loudly suggest that we all head out for a few 'canarbles.' We didn't know what word he was actually trying to say, but we knew what he meant."

The faster we get through Jim's news, the faster we get the canarble wagon.

Canarble Wagon by Frank Lee Idontgiveadamn October 8, 2006

Draggin a wagon 

When someone has a large butt

Dang that girl is draggin a wagon back there!!

Draggin a wagon by Kikosan August 7, 2018

volvo 740 wagon

A large spacious rwd wagon with a huge load capacity and in turbo form very quick for its day
Often lampooned by people with small appendages

volvo 740 wagon turbo manual 0 to 60 mph in 9.5 seconds

volvo 740 wagon by treborfifty8 August 5, 2011

molestation wagon 

A molestation wagon is a station wagon driven by a child molester. Think old school, beat up station wagon, especially with cloth drapes covering the back windows. Cousin of the infamous rape van.

Children, watch out for that 1975 Ford Country Squire - it's a molestation wagon.

molestation wagon by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009