wooden box

an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside

dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes

by anonymous July 16, 2022

Wooden Nickel

A wood disc that is utterly worthless.

I spent $20 at the carnival and all I left with is a wooden nickel.

by Coolandy55 June 22, 2022

Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022

Wooden Wonder

1. The outstanding WWII Brit fighter/bomber--DeHaviland Mosquito. AKA "Mossie."

2. My John Thompson when I wake up next to my bride in the morning.

1. "Gotta love the Mossie."

"Yup. The Wooden Wonder!"

2. "Darling, is that the Wooden Wonder or are you just happy to see me?"

"Why not both?"

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

wooden

used to describe something very cool (adjective)

"That game today was so wooden" "Have a wooden day"

by vruss15 April 11, 2022

wooden grillz

washingtons teeth

look at these wooden grillz i just excavated!

by Cody5050 November 14, 2020

wooden way

Synonym for boardwalk

They strolled along the wooden way

by Captain Wise December 19, 2020