Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.
by Phantom1983 February 11, 2024
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Wooden Pallet

When 100 guys surround a girl and pick her up with their erect dicks and carry her out of the room.
The boys and I did a sick wooden pallet with Vanessa last week!
by Trill Gang December 30, 2018
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wooden girl

A girl you adore and love very much, but that love is unrequited and she does not feel the same. This definition stems from 2 songs called wooden girl: one by jonatan leandoer96 and one by pino placentile. Both songs describe women they loved that did not love them same way.
“I gave her all the kisses that I could, but it only seemed you were made of wood” lyrics to wooden girl by pino placentile
“He is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.” - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com
by Asthmaurmom March 19, 2023
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wooden carimo

wooden carimo is used to sepict someone being murdered in gang warefare and being put in their 'wooden carimo' is to be put in thier coffin
yo'betta watch yo' ass before i bust it with my pea shooter and u end up in yo' wooden carimo
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wooden box

an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside
dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes
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wooden way

They strolled along the wooden way
by Captain Wise December 20, 2020
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wooden cudgel

A game played between two or more contestants.

Rules:

1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Arnold: "What happened to you!?"

Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."

Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"

Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"

Arnold: "Ay yo!"
by Oilcan Boogs October 18, 2010
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