Wampus

A person that is a little off, slow or just a stupid dumbass fool

Please excuse my friend for speaking like that, he is a little wampus.

by Mr2 spyder May 22, 2016

Wampus

A cat. Also known as a kitty wampus.

My mom: "AWW! Who's my little wampus?"
Cat: "Meow........"

by That One Chick9 August 26, 2009

Wamp

To use one's phallic member in a club-like or swinging motion in order to bruise an individuals eye (give them a "black eye")

"Whoa, what happened to your eye?"
"Oh, Steve wamped me in the bathroom"

by The Evil Beazle June 12, 2017

Jimmy Wamp

An outgoing thrust with your dick towards one eye attempting to pop it out. Most commonly used by Hill folk or hill billies. Making a popping sound.

1.I done gonna Jimmy Wamp you in the face
2.Jimmy Wamping sounds like when you put your fingure in your mouth and flick your cheak.
3 Owwwwwww!!! My eye!!!

by vinnie p October 5, 2005

Wampus Pussum Cat

A mythological feline. Usually with a bad attitude. Capable of wreaking havoc and discord. It's like a Tasmanian Devil, but in cat form..

Watch out for the Wampus Pussum Cat in the woods..

by Eric Hanks May 21, 2008

wamper

A bag of heroin (Southwest Pa.). A stamp bag. It is a variation of stamper.

I'm going down to the commons to pick up a few wampers.

by XnoraBehT January 2, 2005

wappity

the sound of a flaccid penis.

if two penises were to have a conversation . . .

penis 1: wappity wappity.
penis 2: wappity wap-wappity wap.

by the fishy April 30, 2005