xbox vs playstation

Xbox and Playstation two consoles, they met at a bar, had alot of common likes, and then Xbox realized Playstation was a homo.

Xbox vs Playstation
Xbox-Oh, Hey PSN hows the wife and kids?
Playstation-What?? Wife?? I'm married too Bill and we have an adopted korean.

by wolfzo May 23, 2022

T+ vs Shark

An amazing song by japanese music producer t+pazolite released 08 October 2021 from the album FAKE CIRCUS, with a strange but very entertaining video

guy 1: did you hear the song t+ vs shark? its amazing!!!

guy 2: yeah! absolute banger!

by Im definitely not Alec June 12, 2023

Bitch vs. Whore

The easiest way to figure out if you're getting laid tonight is to determine whether the female in question is a slut or a whore. The difference you ask?...
A whore will sleep with anyone... A bitch will sleep with anyone EXCEPT for you.

Bitch vs. Whore
Whore
Guy #1 "Dude, I shtooked this chick last night after 5 minutes at the party!"
Guy #2 "What a whore... you should get tested..."

Bitch
Guy #1 "Dude, I tried to get with this chick but she rejected my ass... Then i came back later and she was getting a train run on her by everyone!"
Guy #2 "What a bitch... Haha."

by Whore Finder USA, CA Division March 30, 2009

Dogs vs cats

Why is this a debate?

Dogs- cuter, smarter, friendlier, sweeter, more energetic, more playful, easier to train, more unique looking, smells cancer, helps people.

Cats- Poops in box, lives longer, kills pests.

Winner- Dogs

Dogs vs cats. Dogs are better

by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020

Man Vs Toilet

The aftermath Adam Richman experiences after filming an episode of "Man Vs Food"

After eating the Atomic Bomb, Adam moved on to his second show "Man Vs Toilet." It is shown on E!

by Fozz October 25, 2012

Longcat vs Widedog

The eternal struggle.

Longcat vs Widedog should be made into a movie where they just end up killing each other.

Widedog is WIIIIIIIDE. Longcat is LOOOOOOOONG.

by WillRKewl October 13, 2009

ps3 vs wii

A video made by G4 that is not an advertisement. The video is not an advertisement it is just a funny skit put together by G4.

Guy 1:HaHaHa that commercial for the wii is funny

Guy 2: (bitch slaps him) what the fuck is wrong with you that is not a commercial it's just a skit.

Guy 1: ooooohh sorry

Guy 2: ps3 vs wii is not made by nintendo it is made by G4.

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008