Velcro Cowboy

A male who grows facial hair to the point where it gets entangled with pubic hair when performing cunnalingus.

That dude is a real Velcro Cowboy. I can't tell what's pubic hair and what's actual facial hair.

by Sarsaparilla Sally November 27, 2012

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Velcrosnuggle

When two people snuggle so hard in their sleep that to pull them apart would be like pulling apart velcro.

Bob and Dave velcrosnuggled the night away in the sleeping bag.

by ThoreauInSF September 25, 2013

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velvetine rub

When a lady over the age of 65 loses her teeth and decides blowjobs.

Mrs. Johnson came over last night after her AARP meeting and gab e me a Velvetine rub.

by deeznuts85635 June 29, 2014

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Velscrot

A condition of the male ball sack aka scrot or scrotum whereby it clings to the inner thighs, possibly even portions of the taint, like Velcro due to excessive sweat and moisture.

After a long day of yard work, Carl had the worst case of Velscrot when he finally stopped to drink a cold beer.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

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A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.

He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

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