vanilla boner

Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires

Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?

by Espeoni October 10, 2015

Cherry Vanilla

A term in the swinger (non-monogomous lifestyle) for a person (or couple) who appear to be sexually open or adventurous, but doesn't (yet) actually engage in non-traditional sexual activities.

It's derived from the term "vanilla" which is used to describe a mainstream person who isn't in the swinger (or alt/kink) lifestyle.

Mary is such a hottie...do you think she'd be down for a threesome? No? Too bad...I guess she's a cherry vanilla.

by Not2serious November 18, 2016

Flipping Vanillas

When swingers convert non-swingers (vanillas) into the lifestyle.

Joe and Kate were flipping vanillas while they were on vacation. The people had never been with another couple, and now they’re all going to Hedo together next fall.

by KandJ619 July 7, 2019

vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

by Anewmia June 15, 2019

vanilla cuddle

When someone you used to talk to just wants to cuddle as a friend but actually just wants to bang

Why can't we just be friends and vanilla cuddle?

by Millennialx May 11, 2017

vanilla custard

When two African Americans insert there penis in the nostrils of an Anglo-Saxon woman and ejectulate. Thus creating a jizzy runny nose called a vanilla custard

Dude I heard Jamal and Tyron gave brittnay a vanilla custard

by Chadthefran April 9, 2017

Vanilla sidewalk

When you snort crack off of a white girls back.

“Dude! I totally vanilla sidewalked this chick last night.”
“Was she thicc or nah”

“Yeah the crack kept falling into her ass”

by Bigtitgothgf July 12, 2020