Vagiterian

Someone (male/female) who performs cunnilingus in the produce section of the supermarket.

Bob ate out Sherry behind the potatoes and lettuce at Wal Mart.
He's such a vagiterian!

by Definition of Insanity November 21, 2009

valetudo

An "anything goes" fighting tournament with lax rules and long ass fights where people carry on with broken limbs, even for hours at a time. Gracies own it.

Valetudo r0xxx0rz j00 WWE.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

vagitarian

One whose diet consists of only vaginas.

Bob: Suck it!
Kristy: Sorry im a strict vagitarian.

by Tyler Stark May 15, 2008

vagitgadget

A Dildo on the go. Great to use when staying at friends house after fighting with husband.

Stacey was on vacation and her husbands tiny penis didn't satisfy her. So when she was alone in the hotel room she grabbed her vagitgadget, and had the time of her life.

by amazingawsomness September 3, 2009

Valid

A word used to describe an experience, something or someone that lives up to or goes just beyond expectations. Regularly used as a substitute for doing well, acceptable, okay, decent but importantly not as a substitute for things that could be deemed as excellent, awesome, fantastic or dope.

Q: How did you sleep last night? A: Valid thanks.
Q: Good day at work today, honey? A: Yeah, it was valid.
Q: I thought that movie was excellent, how about you? A: I'd go as far to say it was valid.

by pk-ripper March 3, 2019

Nut valet

A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.

Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart

Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"

Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"

by nipplenibble February 18, 2011

Valid

(of an argument or point) having a sound basis in logic or fact; reasonable or cogent.

Trans people are valid!!!

You are using that word wrong.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020