cack valve

Another word for the arsehole

i rubbed my arse to hard and sprung a leek in my cack valve

by POWER B May 13, 2003

Lust Valve

The portal from which built up longing for sexual contact spews.

Man, that Mikey sure has my lust valve gushing.

by Mynameisalreadybeingused October 16, 2008

Overpressure Relief Valve

Referring to the prostate: When a biological male shits a log of such mass that it pummels his prostate causing him to ejaculate.

I just dropped such a huge duce that my overpressure relief valve opened up and I came on the toilet seat.

by ProstatePummeler August 7, 2021

KANOOTER VALVE

A WOMAN'S PEE HOLE, RIGHT UNDERNEITH HER FLAPPING CLIT.

I SURE WOULD LOVE TO LICK OFF THE KANOOTER VALVE ON BLONDIE'S GEESE QUACKER !

by 17SPKE17 August 27, 2014

fart valve

The part of your anus that needs flicking to cause sexual happenings. If it is flicked in the right way, your gonna get some, if not then I'm affraid it's time at the bar. Treat the valve right my friends.

'I swear I had a right good crack at her fart valve but I must not have hit the right part, I didn't get any poo loving'

by lukeeeey September 25, 2006

Bypass Valve

A little-known and poorly documented organ located directly between the stomach and rectum that allows partially digested food to bypass the rest of the digestive system. When activated, newly-eaten food will be forcefully expelled before food currently sitting in the GI tract.

The Bypass Valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. The result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.

Oh man, that Taco Bell isn't sitting too well - I think it's going to activate my Bypass Valve!

by Clamskipper January 26, 2010

hydroponics valve

A valve on any hydroponics system.

A valve to close the flow of water, not to adjust the level. That is the basics of a hydroponics valve.

by doublestandarddems April 22, 2013