utah utes

located in salt lake city, uah. It is the most awesome university in the u.s. of a, which also happens to be home to the most awesome football team in the fbs college football subdivison. A team that will crush anyone from wherever and from whatever conference. Word to the Ducks, Beavers, Wolverines, Crimson Tide, Cardinals, Trojans.... etc.

'bama fan: what are utah utes?

ute fan: the team that just mopped up the superdome field with your sorry asses.

by Be Equal May 11, 2009

Uternuts

A slang term for the female genitalia.

"She pissed me off so much I had to kick her right in the uternuts!"

by Mr_Sammich June 18, 2009

Uterback

To have sweat stains on your back that form the shape of a uterus.

That guy is sweatin so bad hes got Uterback.

by tsakmalaka May 27, 2010

uterology

The practice of determining the personality features of unborn fetuses by their position in the womb. Akin to phrenology.

My uterology reading says little Ruteger is going to be a real go-getter he head-butts my bladder all night long and kicks me in the ribcage.

by MikeandMichelle:unhappycouple April 14, 2010

uterus didelphys

It occurs when a barrier between two tubes that form the uterus fails to break down during development, leaving two internal channels.
Which will lead into the woman having to vagina's.

A WOMAN told yesterday how a one-in-a-million medical condition led to her being born with TWO fully-formed vaginas. uterus didelphys

by Dr. JayA January 21, 2012

uterusless

The perfect one night stand.

Jane has become more popular ever since she has become uterusless

by fishinfever October 27, 2013

Uterusly

Seriousness in all female aspects. The phenomenon of feelings coming into play in an ultimately serious explanation.

Derek: Hey, lets pull over. I really want some pretzels.
Frank: We're like 8 miles from the exit... just wait.

Derek: Dude, uterusly–I fucking need some pretzels NOW.

by Bambi17 March 18, 2014