topshit

When someone thinks they are the best, most coolest person ever when really they look like a tool.

Bob thought he was topshit driving his brand new hatchback down the road.

by MaBro December 27, 2008

Twosday

N. The other name for the second day of the week (assumeing you start from monday) Tuesday. Twosday is the day of the week where anything interesting happens. It may also be used as an excuse for doing things.
Twosday is a very flexiable word and is most used to discribe sexiual happenings. This is closely associated to the phrase "Only on Twosday"

1. Will you go to the dance with me? 2. Only on Twosday.

1. My god! what happened to Jim? 2. Twosday...

by Gwave October 23, 2007

twomps

Refers to the number twenty, especially when used as part of scoring a domino game or counting money. Also used as a prefix for numbers 21-29 in the form of twompy-(number).

You owe me twomps for the movie tickets. John just turned twompy-seven this year.

by Hebotron December 28, 2005

topsider

One of the many ratings on an aircraft carrier other than that of a nuke. They usually complain about how nukes are spoiled overpaid bitches, even though the nukes are the ones that work far more hours, stand duty more often and are usually undermanned.

Nuke to Nuke:
We just stole a bunch of lightbulbs from a topside space.

Those dumb fuckin topsiders

Only topsiders get the day off today

by Hardworkinnuke October 27, 2008

Touching Twos

When two grown males feel lonely, or have not cuddled in some time, they will feel the urge to take out their testicles and press them against the other person's testicles.
-The act of touching testicles against another pair of testicles.

I was chilling with my brother last night and he wouldn't cuddle me in, so we began touching twos, and we both felt more at peace.

by Chalmers Francis October 17, 2008

TWoP

A satirical website that provides entertaining recaps of television shows, and has forums that are readable because it is against the rules to not use proper English.

Television Without Pity

by Ashley December 22, 2004

shell tops

see shell toes
named for the normally different texture of the material that covers the toes.

example: On Converse Chuck Taylors that are black, the "shell" part is usually white or vice versa

by B-Kamby June 30, 2005