The act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his penis. Men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.
by Koyale May 14, 2012
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by viciousk March 11, 2008
Get the dick watching mug.A person fueled by crystal meth who enjoys both tweaking and quacking. This would be twacking. When a twacker reaches the peak of their high, they will both indulge in a number of repetitive useless projects that never get finished tweaking and sit around talking shit on the latest "enemy of the week" quacking. The "enemy of the week or weak!" is the twacker who happens not to be present in the room that night and will soon be replaced by somebody in the room who is absent from the gathering the next week.
He starts the night smoking his pipe and starts talking shit about her who. We can be sure next time she is present and he is not, he will be the subject of the shit talk! Once he is high and project time comes around - he then spends the rest of the night taking apart his car engine with euphoric passion to somehow turn it into a 2000 Honda Accord Version of the Knight Rider! He eventually becomes agitated with the project as he starts coming down. The car is left in pieces for his parents to pay a mechanic for fix. He has spent the night twacking, and the next night providing funds allow, he will engage in exactly the same behavior - different people, different project, perhaps. But SAME ROUTINE!
by annoyedbypeople April 26, 2014
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Mike:I'm gonna watch Cool Cat Saves the Kids, wanna join?
Abbie:Sure, I'm down for a bit of cringe-watching!
Abbie:Sure, I'm down for a bit of cringe-watching!
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"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."
*giggling*
"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."
*giggling*
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Get the So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day mug."Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.
When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.
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