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Mayonnaise truck

The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.
Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.
by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011
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suburban tractor

when a suburban housewife hires a southern male prostitute to come pleasure her in her minivan.
"I rode the suburban tractor so hard last night"
by soccermom;) April 26, 2014
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Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!
by TAMP OFFICIAL The Rob D. February 10, 2014
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Big Tractor

A large and or angry woman of any age. Generally 18 to 60
by Theresnonamesunused July 15, 2018
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Mexican Pickup Truck

Intermediate-level variant of the Shocker. Ten in the front!
"The Minivan has got nothing on the Mexican Pickup Truck".
by dodzdaga May 8, 2014
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Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.
After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.
by Shar1 May 18, 2017
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truck slut

a girl who will fuck a guy because they have a nice truck
what a truck slut. she only slept with him because he has a lifted f-150
by ;lahg August 12, 2005
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