fuckin' tories

A phrase usable in the UK to blame anything on the Conservative Party, who are commonly referred to as Tories. The phrase can be used regardless if the tories were at fault or not. Similar to Thanks Obama in the US.

*Electricity bill too high - "fuckin' tories"

*Failed an exam - "fuckin' tories"

*natural disaster strikes another country - "fuckin' tories"

*asteroid collides with Earth, leading to the extinction of humanity - "fuckin' tories"

by theSmartPenguin23 January 18, 2019

tori

the most loyal friend one can have. You'll wish you had one! Her style is amaaazing, her body incredibly skinny, her personality unique, the list goes on and on! She's a true gangsta at heart and a huge fan of anime.

Random person: Damn, where can I get me one of those toris?

by xXxfallenxXx August 1, 2009

Tori Time

A clock that runs a little slower than the rest of the world.

A: Hey! Why do think Patricia is always late?

B: Oh she runs on Tori Time.

by Swauger Sisters December 12, 2015

tori amos

in a word, god

i would give up my heterosexuality for tori amos

by ashley June 9, 2004

tori

Tori is a word describing the most amazing girl in the universe, end of story. She is beautiful; she's truly amazing. She is infamous for making people melt on the inside whenever they look at her. She's cute; she resembles a puppy. Often people who love her kill themselves because they aren't 18 like she is.

"That Malcolm kid, he really loves that Tori girl, I can definately see why."

by malcolm miscellaneous May 3, 2008

tori

Tori, sweet, caring, always loved, friendly, beautiful, loves her dad, never again to be forgotten, guys dont understand her, but her frends do, skinny, long legs, bad clothes, thinks she is fatter than she is, beautifull

Tori is like a caterpillar waiting to becaome a butterfly

(2 months later)

Ya umm ur lil catterpillar has cacooned and is beautifull

by Abercrombie obsessed July 15, 2008

Tori Tears

Tori Tears is a Bebo famous scene kid, who became famous becuase of her group, The Art Of Tori, where she draws brilliant portraits for beboers. She is a beautiful girl and a talented artist.

"OMG Tori Tears has drawn my dp!! check it out! i love it so much!!"

by TheLionandTheLamb2 April 5, 2009