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The Holy Toledo Trinity

A divine group of three terms, all based around the city of Toledo, Ohio. This location was chosed due to the popularity of other Ohio-based terms Cleveland Steamer and Cincinatti Bowtie. The Trinity is comprised of:

The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito
Jim successfully made a 4,500 mile pilgrimage to Ohio in order to be in the city of his religion. He spent 29 days worshipping the town of Toledo and The Holy Toledo Trinity. He wept when he saw a live performance of the Toledo Burrito.
by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008
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zero tolerance

Politician speak for Zero Intelligence.

Zero Tolerance laws exist to punish the innocent. The guilty already are already fucked so having strict, uniform punishments regardless of the circimstances of the "crime," the persons criminal record and the persons intentions is just stupid.
Anybody who supports zero tolerance policys need to be thrown into a concentration camp until they arent dumbasses. For I have zero tolerance for stupidity.
Being arrested for being DWI even though you are far from being drunk. Mandatory minimum sentences.

As far as school zero tolerance policys go, read around www.zerointelligence.net.
by Arm October 29, 2005
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Tooley O' Douche

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"
by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009
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Tolerance

Insistence to accept an ideology, without reciprocity.
We should practice tolerance of Islam, but those damn bible thumping Christians are always forcing their beliefs on us.
by IcemanPOJ August 26, 2015
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Social Tolerance

The liberal media's definition is you have to like and support it no matter what, not doing so means you're a racist or bigot.

That meaning is wrong. The true definition is you don't like it, support it, or encourage it. It means you just deal with it. It can still piss you off, but you just deal with it. So don't be fooled by the liberal media
South Park (where he tries to get fired from his job for being gay and explains the true definition of Social Tolerance).

Mr. Garrison:

" Look people toleranace doesn't mean you're forced to like it, or support. You just deal with it, it can still piss you off, BUT YOU JUST PUT UP WITH IT OK. Now, Can I please get fired so I can get my $25,000,000".
by Metal Pholosepher November 25, 2011
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tolerance

(in relation to alcohol consumption): the ability to hide how intoxicated you've become
That regular over there has a high tolerance, he could be way over the legal limit but you could never tell.
by Craig Secor July 21, 2008
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Toledo Ice Storm

When you are running late to work because you were caught up trying to scrub all the dried cum off your titties.
Sorry Sarah! I’ll be there soon. I got caught up in a Toledo Ice Storm
by ItsKevinTurds February 9, 2019
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