act tight

as in behave yourself and look unsuspicious if the police are in view.

act tight bare feds about

by Jackadee October 20, 2006

Wank Tights

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.

'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.

by haybarner January 22, 2010

skin tight

An expression used to tell someone that what you are saying is an absolute truth.

Adam :. I ran into that girl about ten years ago. Next thing I know we are both in a truck stop bathroom smoking meth and giving glory hole blowjobs.

Joe :. What bro? Haha your so full of shit.

Adam : Skin tight bro.

by Tr4nce Anon March 19, 2017

“Ripples Tonight”

A phrase to tell to straight people because, ripples is in fact a gay bar

Molly: So Chris “Ripples Tonight”?
Chris: Yes, but what’s “Ripples”?

by deeznutzhagoteem September 30, 2018

Gesun-tight

When you put some pepper on the girl’s pillow before sex so they sneeze and their pussy tightens.

Yo, I heard you’ve done the Gesun-tight.

Yeah man, her coochie grip you like a gorilla fist.

by I_CUM_ON_PEACOCKS December 18, 2019

Your uncle tonight

Being your uncle tonight is about the sexiest thing there is. When you want to be someones uncle tonight, you dream about holding them tight, touching their body, kissing, more touching. That's what being an uncle is all about. If there is anyone looking through your window when you're naked or when it's raining; that person probably wants to be your uncle, or he's just a pervert.
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!

*It's raining and you're changing clothes*

Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?

Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.

You: Get the fuck out of here!

Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!

Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*

by gayishomo March 6, 2019

Poop your tighty whities

When you don't have anything to contribute to the conversation at hand or you are incapable of carrying a conversation.

Logan: Hi buddy! How are you?
Jenna: Poop your tighty whities! Hehehe.
Logan: Ok *leaves*

by Zyan Rhang November 4, 2021