Timber Gaither one of the baddest bitches out there better not try no shii cause if you do it’s war best believe
by Yeer meh March 23, 2020
Get the Timber gaithermug. Short for Declan Eastley. This means you have the iq of a piece of timber, extremely horny, has the biceps the size of coconuts and a cock as big as an elephants trunk.
“How are you today Timber?”
by Poopaz Admin💯✊🏼🔛🔝 August 24, 2020
Get the Timbermug. The person at the drinking event who walks around with a handle offering everybody sips from the bottle. This person is usually hammered already and insists you take a swig.
by Timber lips November 5, 2023
Get the timber lipsmug. Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
Get the My timbers are shiveringmug. by pussmeat July 31, 2019
Get the Finishing Timbermug. Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.
Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010
Get the Nail Timbermug. Timber is the best pit bull I know. He is a dark wood brown brindle with some white. He likes to lick a lot and sometimes bite but only nibbles sometimes. He's very sweet kind and cuddly. He's my favriote pitbull in the world. He had parvo but is now fine but he may have had a fever for too long because now he is a little bit toooo special........in the brain.
"I love you Timber!!!!"
by Hawk Heart December 9, 2016
Get the Timbermug.