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Chris-tianity

The religious belief that Jesus’ name was actually Chris.
I’m not a Christian, but I am a Chris-tian. I believe is Chris-tianity.
by FoxCat Man December 2, 2019
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RMS Titanic

RMS Titanic, we have all heard about it. Most of you have heard about the movie, it is mostly fake, and in-accurate. RMS, Stands for "Royal Mail Steamer".
Do you know about the RMS Titanic?
by VerySmartShipPerson August 12, 2020
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Tube Top Titanics

When large breasts are squeezed into a clothing garment 2 sizes too small so that they look as if they will overflow and capsize at any moment just as the Titanic did.
Damn did you see tube top titanics over there?

Saw her?! i want to motor boat on those sweater melons!

FOsho
by chubbychaser82 August 17, 2009
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The Titanic

When a female is giving a male oral sex underwater and when she comes up for air the male hits her over the head with a block of ice.
I was swimming with sheila last night and she started giving me head. So I pulled the The Titanic on her.
by akilles885 January 4, 2015
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Titanic Ending

Any movie, film, or story with a predictable ending. Ending usually involves death or despair. This phrase obviously gets it's meaning from the famous Titanic movie. As great and beautiful as the ship is, you know how it will end... at the bottom of the ocean.
1: You wanna go watch the Ghandi movie, it's on TV.
2: Eh, I already know there will be a titanic ending.

Other movies: Titanic, Anne Frank movies, Ghandi, any movie about war, movies involving assassination , movies about the holocaust, Martin Luther King Jr.
by Matty fresh April 1, 2008
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Titanic

Titanic AKA: "Failboat" It was a ship built with 16 water tight compartments, and deemed to be unsinkable, however on Failboat's maiden voyage, she struck an ice burg, opening the first 5 compartments to the sea, besides striking along the side, the ship also ran aground over the ice burg, as ice burgs are larger under water than the surface, this caused damage to the Failboat's double bottom. Causing flooding in areas of the ship 15 feet in from the hull, coming from below. Likely from the double bottom being severely damaged.

The Failboat's pumps were only able to pump out about 10% of the water that was coming in. And though the total damage was only about 12 feet square (4 meters square) the ship was doomed, and sank 2 and a half hours later, killing more than 1,500 people, many of which froze to death in the freezing Atlantic.

To this day, Titanic is refered to as RMS Failboat. Because of the legendary fail that happened on that cold April night in 1912.

Partially to blame is humanity, believing that not even an act of god can sink a ship, too much trust in technology. That and the noobs that were in charge of writing laws up, instead of having enough life boats for each person on board, instead stated that lifeboat capacity was determined on the tonnage of a vessel.
Milton S Hershey was supposed to have sailed on RMS Failboat (Titanic) on his return to the US with his wife. But then at the last moment a change of plans, saved him from a likely cold wet grave.
by forwardbias May 10, 2010
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Titanic code

An implementation of programming which collapses on its first run, in the same way as the Titanic.
The Titanic worked well.
Shame about the fucking iceberg though.

That's Titanic code, you know it'll fall apart in testing?!
by Crazy Coder June 10, 2008
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