The French Connection

The art of inserting two fingers into a female anus and piercing the membrane through to her vaginal passage. Once this has been completed, the male partner inserts his erect phallus into the anus, and continuing through the previously created route into the vagina. This should only ever attempted with full consent from both parties.

"Bitch was such a freak, she even suggested we try the French Connection."

"It's the third time this week I've been to the hospital, Pete keeps insisting we do the French Connection."

by OxfordBikeTheif#1 January 8, 2012

Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.

Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.

"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."

by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014

Jumper Connection

Some one who is used in any Social Media way to be connected by twice removed to an ex. Usually a family member or close friend to the person being stalked by the one doing the jumping.

Sally used Paula as a jumper connection to try to stalk her ex boyfriend Billy from High School.

by Amberly White January 15, 2015

Cute Connection

A lame dude's way of describing fate or serendipity of a romantic nature.

Bro 1: Hey dude, you'd never believe it - I saw the girl I'm supposed to be dating while driving through a National Park! Such a cute connection.
Bro 2: No way?! But seriously, call it a cute connection again and I'll knock your teeth out and stitch you a pair of balls with it.

by The One and Only Count September 24, 2018

Connection Cancer

When someone on Xbox or PS3 joins your game and fucks up the connection for all players.

"Hey, I'm joining guys."
"Ok."
"GOD DAMN IT YOU GAVE US CONNECTION CANCER."

by MARIJEWUANAS June 9, 2014

Connection Rape

The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.

Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?

AnDe: OMG what ?

Gregpaulande: connection rape af

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017