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Welcome to Texas

eating out a girl, then later to find out you contracted illness from her vag.
Strope was Welcome to Texas,then passed on strep to the rest of his roommates.
by Yell Leader Alpha December 16, 2008
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Stinkadena, Texas

Pasadena, Texas; known for its smelly air from chemical plants on the Houston Ship waterways.

"The Smell of Money" according to one columnist for the Houston Chronicle daily newspaper.

Endearing name like "Windy City", and Cake-eaters.
Growing up here in Stinkadena, Texas, I know I'm home when I can smell Pasadena.
by Mr. Meek March 3, 2008
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texas deer

A female who resembles a texas deer: small body, but a huge rack.
Porn Star Crissy Moran is a texas deer.

Adam: "Hey Matt, check out that texas deer!"
Matt: "Nice. She must be a size 1, but those are at least size D boobs."
by hooked on crack June 5, 2010
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Texas Bumble Bee

When a male dips his penis in honey and proceeds to fuck a women with it then eat the honey out of her Vagina.
Tom "Dude why is your face all sticky"
Jake "I just gave my Girlfriend a Texas Bumble Bee with a shit ton of honey"
by LegitBackD00rNinja69 September 13, 2011
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Texas Finger Trap

When two men are in the act of preforming a sixty-nine, a third party, wearing a ten gallon hat, begins to finger the two men's assholes.
Sherry recently bought a ten gallon hat and then asked Steven and I if we wanted to try the Texas Finger Trap. We said yes.
by Mr. Unplugged September 6, 2016
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Weatherford Texas

A place where you go to live. And end up never leaving. Full of truck sluts, diesel douches, mommy and daddys wallets and a bunch of meth addicts.

The birth place of the clap apocalypse 2015. The only place you can get black smoked, beat up by a 28 year old twice your size at a highschool party then get your dicked sucked by a random girl.
by Daddycummy69 August 26, 2016
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Texas turkey takedown

A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.
Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.
by Mann Jr October 31, 2007
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