Telephone

A system for transmitting voices over a distance using wire or radio, by converting acoustic vibrations to electrical signals.

"I bet you can't eat this ice cream because you are lack toes and taller ant," Jordan said over the telephone.

by Telephone maker November 29, 2023

Telephona

Missing Triy’s pipisa

OMG, Triy put your telephona in my mouth!

by 3Troyka_SLAY February 11, 2025

european telephone

The act of farting into a megaphone.

john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!

by poo pocet March 29, 2011

blue telephone

A euphemism for something

"Is the blue telephone a euphemism for something?" - random polyglot poller

by ahwahaha77 July 23, 2017

Candlestick Telephone

During a threesome between one woman and two men.

One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.

e.g: 'Me and John did a cracking Candlestick Telephone on that chick from last night, she'll be deaf for at least a week'

by DocMcWilly August 13, 2018

Texas Telephone

When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.

Did you see David and Alex on the Texas Telephone? I think they’re gonna get together soon.

by BeefStewy January 25, 2022

making telephone stew

used to describe a person who is talking on the phone for a long time.

my boss has been making telephone stew for 1 hour during his office phone meeting...

by distinctneon3847 February 2, 2023