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trolling

Trolling is a method of fishing where one or more false or oxymoron statements, are thrown into a conversation or simple message reply baited with sarcasm and witticism meant to trick, confuse or just insult the recipient
*wearing rubber boots* "your boots untied"

you-"you're kind of dumb for being so cute" recipient- "don't you mean "you're kind of cute for being so dumb' " you- "see! you're so smart, just too damn stupid for your own good" recipient-"are you trolling me right now?" you- " yes you're cute and smart....just kidding, but not really, seriously though,are you catching any of this?" recipient- " you trolled me hard"
by skittlebrain January 30, 2014
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1. To make inflammatory comments on the internet for the purpose of starting controversy and gauging people's reactions.

2. What idiots say they were doing when they make an uneducated remark that is quickly discredited.
1. Troll: Halo invented the FPS video game genre!
Non-asshole: Shut up, you troll.

2. Will: Nixon was the best president of all time!
Michael: No he wasn't. Haven't you heard of Watergate or the Controlled Substances Act?
Will: ...oh, I'm just trolling.
by Richard Milhous Nixon July 28, 2009
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When in fishing, 'trolling' is where a fisher slowly meanders a lake with bait in the water hoping to attract a fish to bite. On the internet, one can go 'trolling for' some sort of response, or activity.

Sometimes you hit someone up for sex, and that's called trolling for dick.
Bro 1 "Yo, the other night on Facebook some guy messaged me to play pool."
Bro 2 "Awww man, that's awesome, did you go? "
Bro 1 "Naw man, I didn't. Turns out he didn't wanna play pool after all, he gave me a bj because we was just trolling for dick."
by Jamesknapper January 17, 2017
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pussy-trolling

The act where a woman willfully, deliberately, and consensually entices or perpetrates sexual intercourse while employing an anti-rape device such as a vaginal dentata or Rape-axe condom, in order to harm, injure or punish the penetratee.
Woman: "I'm so hot... stick it in me now!"
Man: "Oh yeah *thrust* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
later
Woman to friend: "I just finished pussy-trolling that jerk Bob. His cock was totally in shreds."
by null2 June 22, 2010
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Dad trolling

Lying to your children because it's funny.
Wow, nice dad trolling. I told Anna that that snow is just Jesus is real. Loler-skates...
by JackClandestine November 28, 2010
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Trolling

When you're so bored that you go on to mormon.com and ask them how erasers work.
Person: Hey, I have a question.
Mormon: Yes?
Person: How do erasers work?
Mormon: Why are you trolling us?
by Moozels December 29, 2010
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by Indie Rae October 11, 2011
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