Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?
by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011
Get the Tia Juana Toothpastemug. mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
by DSTRYR666 August 23, 2011
Get the serote de tia luisamug. A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.
"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"
by Pizza Man 26 April 23, 2013
Get the Tia Wanna Toilet Crackermug. Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
Get the Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicletamug. the meaning of the name tia is arrans dog. So when you meet arran with his dog, you gotta say “AwH TiAAA i gOt YoU a CheW tOY shApED LiKE a DiLdO juST hOw yOU LiKE iT” before you spray arran with febreze
by piss off margaret January 22, 2018
Get the tiamug. Tia is a very peng person. She’s quite tall and always knows how to lighten the room. Can fuck like an animal and knows how to make everybody laugh. Easily easy to fall in love with her and if you have a Tia in your life, keep her. If you broken up with one, your gay
Person 1: “Isn’t that *put name here*’s girlfriend?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s Tia”
Person 3: “He’s hella lucky to get her”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s Tia”
Person 3: “He’s hella lucky to get her”
by Valid_Destiny January 4, 2020
Get the Tiamug. The sister of your mother/father who also participated in raising you. The woman who sends you random funny TikTok’s and spoils you as her own with Starbucks and gel-X nail appointments followed by unnecessary shopping sprees. Also known as the future 2 am party getaway car driver.
Thanks Tia <3
Thanks Tia <3
by Alice.jade July 5, 2023
Get the Tiamug.