Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?
by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011
Get the Tia Juana Toothpaste mug.mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
by DSTRYR666 August 23, 2011
Get the serote de tia luisa mug.A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.
"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"
by Pizza Man 26 April 23, 2013
Get the Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker mug.Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
Get the Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta mug.by MajesticMMF December 11, 2018
Get the Pulling A Tia mug.Tia is a very talkative girl who has a short temper. Tia cares for her friends and is very supportive and has a doggy love life. She doesn’t realize that sometimes she is in the wrong until the after affects come her way. She is a smart lady with a smart mouth and is hopeless without her friends having her back. She also is very abusive when people agitate her. She is a sweet girl and isn’t like the rest she is very weird but in a cute way.
by DaDiMhUnGrY February 21, 2019
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