cunt-spastic

Cunt-spastic (adjective-noun), a person or persons (cunt-spastics) who ignored social distancing rules during the United Kingdom lockdown for the COVID-19 pandemic and routinely and knowingly broke the 2m rule for coming within 2metres of a person that is not a part of their household.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.

Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic

by DampDavy April 24, 2020

lopsided swastika

A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.

1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"

by Jozhu4Weaton March 29, 2021

El Spastico

1) A match between two absolutely diabolical football clubs
2) Ipswich Town vs Norwich City

We’re just 10 minutes away from kick off here at Carrow Road for today’s El Spastico between Norwich and Ipswich for 17th place in the Championship table

by fox biscuits April 9, 2022

spastic

1. A person with cerebral palsy
2. A sexy, suave, witty Australian man

Do not corrupt the word "spastic", you American and British scumbags

by Super_Spastic October 6, 2003

spastica

james the bum-fucking gay porn watcher.

james is a spastica who loves men.

by caithriona April 11, 2005

Swastika

A symbol that used to stand for good things back in acient times. Then that dumbfucker Hitler had to used it to symbolize the Nazis. It has become a symbol of racial hatred and ovensiveness.

I hate all those asshole skinheads who tatoo a swastika on their arms. It's really just stupid.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Archie is a spastic

its pretty much just for kids named

archie

Dave: did you hear, Archie is a spastic?
Igor: But yeah i am too!

by Definitely not Al May 2, 2021