orgasmic stretch

When you stretch and you feel a strong sexual pleasure

"I was playing Call of Duty for 5 hours straight, standing up incited an orgasmic stretch."

by IdaIrishMan June 25, 2017

Horny Stretch

When you stretch really far and it starts to feel really good in your crotch

Man i'm going to horny stretch, it's gonna feel so good

by The Geek Who Dies Badest September 12, 2019

7th Inning Stretch

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.

Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.

by Elegance January 31, 2010

Man Stretch

Man stretch: A term in which a man pulls up his pants a little higher than anyone is comfortable with and shows off that sexy hairy leg of his and then lunges forward with one leg propped higher over someone (Usually a friend or a family member) and begins to lower himself closer with his ever present package to the victim as seen above. And continues to do so until the victim moves which would cause the man stretch to stop due to fear of being ball tagged by said victim.

Christian: Hey buddy!

Alexander: Hey. What are you doing?

Christian: MAN STRETCH!!!

Alexander: GAHH!! Get that thing away from me! Or so help me you won't have it anymore!

by Rollinthebluecarpet November 25, 2011

money stretch

A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.

Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.

by Homeless Dave September 2, 2005

cum stretch

That pain u get when ur cum sticks to ur skin and slowly peels off as the day goes by....

I did not wipe the cum off of my dick so i got a cum stretch all day...

by SGN FATAL1TY 23 September 10, 2007

gamer stretch

When you need to stretch, but you don't want to stop playing your game by letting go of your controller, so you do a half-arsed stretch instead, while still pressing buttons on your controller. It's not as good as a proper stretch but it is adequate for the time being.

Guy #1: I need to stretch, but if I stop playing for 3 seconds, I'm gonna get shot in my game!
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.

by Nottel Inyu November 8, 2009